August 15th is a turning point in the summer. It is one last joyous feast day before the omni-present nudging of school must cease to be ignored. To make this great feast of Our Lady memorable, this year we undertook a mini-pilgrimage and camping trip. As you can imagine, we totally nailed this trip.
We excitedly packed our camping gear in the van that fine sunny morning. As we packed, memories of Jasper flooded our minds. A touch of the transcendent God. Surely we could recreate it. We decided to stay open to camping multiple nights. And so, we turned onto the highway heading West. "Rather smoky, hey?" "Yeah, you don't notice it until you get out on the highway..."
A moose passed right in front of us at one point. The main animal we didn't see on our earlier vacation. Surely a sign of God's benediction on us.
The smoke started to cloud our optimism on the day, but onward we pressed. Eventually, after a couple of hours of driving, we arrived at the shrine of Our Lady of Lourdes (St. Laurent). From there we took the kids for a tour and to say some special prayers to Our Lady.
After the longish drive and touring for roughly five minutes John Paul offered the following: "Can we go now?"
As we finished the prayers we looked up and noticed that the sky was an ominous yellow. At this point it was undeniable that we had headaches and sore throats caused by the smoke. To camp would be dangerous. To even continue on outside would be unhealthy.
We decided, after all the packing, driving, and hopeful expectations, to give our friends a call and say we wouldn't meet them for a cookout supper. We decided to head to Saskatoon for a quick bit of shopping before, gulp, going home.
Emilie screamed, not cried but screamed, the entire drive from the shrine to Saskatoon. Once in Saskatoon we did a quick Costco trip before going to Cabella's to return a tent. I don't know if you've ever returned a tent at Cabella's before. It is the most awkward experience you can imagine. Picture a guy bringing his new girlfriend to meet his parents for the first time. They are sitting around the supper table making light conversation about weather, gardens, and upcoming museum events. Then the dad turns to the girl and says: "So, what are your intentions? Are you two getting married?"
Awkward silence. Broken only by the choking of the son.
At Cabella's they surround you with a team of people. They take out the tent right in front of you to inspect. One of the team members takes you, nay your whole family, aside to discuss life. How kids must smile. How moose can have mohawks. How memories are made. Meanwhile I am sure the remainder of the team is doing a full criminal record check on my past, including looking for any facebook posts involving the tent. Nevermind that the salaries paid to the interrogation team during this time far outweigh the price of the actual tent. It's the principle of the matter. Finally we are released. We run to the vehicle. I sweat nervously as I drive away. I am sure I will be chased by a vehicle with shiny "Cabella's" written all over the front and side. Maye even some flashing lights on it. I nervously joke that this is "intense." But no, we are away. Clearly I can never return to the store.
One last stop at a mall. The kids are going nuts. Vehicles and shopping is not camping. We decide to eat a scrumptious meal at the food court before sadly driving way. The Chinese food instantly makes my stomach scream in pain. But the real screaming is from Emilie. She screams for an hour straight once we hit the road. Our nerves our shot. "Lord, may I never make a pilgrimage again." Finally she falls into a whimpering sleep for the final hour. Which means, of course, she stays up late at night once we get home. With our van packed bursting with unused camping gear in the back, we finally arrive home. Everyone is rather miserable. I vaguely promise the boys a movie night the next night (words which I will later regret... think Veggie Tales pirates...).
The Feast of the Assumption. Never assume you can create the perfect memory. Because when you assume you make an...
Oh well, totus tuus Maria. Even this.










