Christmas Letter 2021

31 December 2021

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 Millette Christmas Letter – 2021 

“2021 was even better! Hell of a time! I’m on a roll!” – signed, Satan

Was 2021 a dumpster fire? Read on to find out… 

But first, a shameless update on the kids:

Joseph (10)Grade 5. Loves outdoor adventures such as hunting, hunting antlers, shooting at things, and hunting. He also likes watching hunting on TV, and hunting.

John Paul (7) – Grade 2. Loves reading, creating, playing sports, and beating up his siblings.

Emilie (5) – Kindergarten. Loves tea parties, learning to read, and stomping her feet when told to clean up.

Jude (2) – Loves playing every sport and game imaginable, making people laugh, eating food, and making people laugh while they are eating food.

2021 Year in Review


Jan – Mar   Being locked down and unable to visit anyone *wink wink* we took on loads of snowshoeing, cross-country skiing, building winter shelters (the boys), hockey, and having massive bonfires (destruction is therapeutic).

April 10   The parents went out for supper, alone, to celebrate 11 years of marriage. The first time in… about 11 years.

May 21   Bring on the long weekend! Drinks! Shorts! Half a foot of snow…

May 31   The homeschool year ends for Becca and the kids.

June 30   The public-school year ends for Dan. He wonders if he should take up teaching homeschooling instead. Becca assures him that it doesn’t pay well.

July 2 - 10   Landscaping and summer projects.

July 11 – 21   The entire family escapes to the Rocky Mountains. See our crazy adventures here: The Millette Family: Millette Family Vacation 2021 - Two Videos, or read about them Here and Here.

August 5 – 10   Becca and the two youngest head to Ontario. Dan and the two oldest boys surprise them by doing a bedroom makeover. HGTV eat your heart out.

August 10-11   The boys build a small backyard log shrine for Our Lady. She then appears to Dan in a dream and says they did a pretty good job, for a first try anyway.

Sept 4   John Paul has his first Confession. He comes out and says, “It was easy! I only said one sin!”

He gets his holiness from his dad.

Fall   The usual… a two week completely useless COVID-quarantine, smashing a demon pinata for Michaelmas, carving pumpkins, smashing pumpkins, hauling in the garden, shoveling snow…

Dec 25   Hopefully we are celebrating Christmas with others. If our Lords and Masters allow us, of course.

 

 

 

Coming - Spring 2022: Dan is writing a novel (for ages 10-14). It concerns a day when the internet dies, and people need to learn to live again. Stay tuned! I’m sure I can count on all of you to buy a dozen copies each. Buy 99 and get the 100th for free. While supplies last. No CODs. Operators are standing by. Be the first on your block.

 

 Kid (mostly Jude) Quotes:

Jude crying late at night while we drive home…Emilie – “Jude! Be quiet! You’re going to wake me up!”

On our way to Mass…
Mom – “Jude, are you going to be good and quiet at Mass?
Jude – “Not today.” 

Jude – “Oh my Dod!” [God]

Mom – “?!?!?!”
Jude – “O my Dod, I heartily sorry…”
*Praying Act of Contrition* 

 

John Paul – “Jude, you’re bad.”
Jude – “I not bad. I Jude!” 

 

 Dad – “Jude, what do you want for your birthday?”
Jude – “Mommy!” 

 

 Dad – “Jude, you need to go outside with someone. Who are you going out with?”
Jude – “My gun!” 
*Walks out with a big wooden gun*

 

The Finale: Our apologies that most of you will receive this letter via email this year. It had to be. But we hope 2022 will see a return to our usual mailout.

The highpoint of the year was undoubtedly our trip to the mountains. A real peak. It elevated our spirits. The height of perfection. It brought a new range of experiences. We felt on top of the world.

We climbed mountains, and hiked near valleys and gorges. Us and our four kids. Surrounded by beauty, crisp air, fresh streams, and dogs. Lots of dogs. I mean, everyone had a dog. There were dogs pushed in strollers. Dogs out at restaurants. Dogs in baby carriers. Having four children made us feel out of place - though it was tempting to buy a leash to control some of our kids.

One night at the campground Jude started crying. Before we could whisk him away to the silence of the van, a nearby dog woke up barking. Within 30 seconds the entire campground (over 700 sites) was a howling mess of barks, woofs, and growls. Way to go, Jude. Seriously, I was proud of him.

Why bring this up? Because it’s a world that continues to lose its mind. Yet one child, like a nighttime explosion at a campground, can set off the entire world. One child can bring suffering and joy, change and hope. I’m not referring to Jude anymore. May this Christmas we allow The One Child to bring peace, joy, and, if needed, a good whooping for all of us who need our heads and hearts readjusted.

God bless us, everyone. (Even Trudeau, I guess). Merry Christmas, from the Millettes.