Millette Christmas Letter – 2020
“2020 was a great year!” - signed, Satan.
I must refrain from complaining. That’s not the purpose of a Christmas
letter. Nevertheless, one thing that cannot be masked is the fact that the
world lost its mind in 2020. No need for details.
How are the kids handling the coronavirus pandemic, you might
ask? I feel like the appropriate answer is to say that it’s been very
difficult, challenging, heartbreaking - they cry randomly (true), and awake at
night in sweat and terror… But then the other day John Paul and Emilie were
parading around the house while chanting: “We have corona! We have corona!” The
chant then escalated to: “We love corona! We love corona!” Too far?
Kids. They just don’t get it. Don’t they know they’re supposed
to live in fear? Fear of a virus. Fear of getting caught not “social
distancing”. Fear of running out of toilet paper. Fear of getting grandma sick.
Fear of an unmasked person. Fear of celebrating Christ’s birth.
No, they don’t get it. God bless them. We have much to learn. And
may God bless us, everyone.
Year in
Review
Jan. 31 – After a glorious 7 months away
from teaching, Dan’s parental leave ends. He is then forced to teach for 6
whole weeks before being sent home to isolate from society.
Apr. 10 – Ten years of marital bliss are
celebrated! Fittingly, it is a day filled with fasting, prayer, and penance. On
another note, it also happens to be Good Friday.
June 12 – Joseph
is Confirmed and receives his First Holy Communion, at the hands of his uncle,
Fr. Darryl. On a more exciting note, he gets a long-coveted Bass Pro Shops hat
as a gift.
June 30 – Dan walks upstairs from his
basement work-office and declares that it is now summer vacation. The kids
adjust well to having their dad home for the summer.
August 15 – While sitting on the couch
eating sandwiches, we watch a live-streamed wedding Mass as Becca’s youngest
brother Ben gets married to Abby in Barry’s Bay, Ontario.
Sept. 5 – In person (Saskatoon, SK) we
witness the marriage of Dan’s brother Stephen to Emma. Dan then gets to be
emcee at the reception, proving that there always was something funny about
him.
Sept. 19 – Oh for heaven’s sake! Another
wedding... This time it’s Becca’s brother Blaise getting married to Maria in Ottawa,
Ontario. A video clip is sent to us proving that this wedding happened.
Nov. 7-9 – We get walloped with 2 feet of
snow. That’s about the most exciting thing to happen this fall.
Kid
Quotes:
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Joseph takes an empty
pantyhose box out of the garbage and uses it to store Lego.
Mom: “Joseph! You need to
stop taking things out of the garbage!”
Joseph: “Well you need to stop
putting things in the garbage!”
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Emilie: “Geniuses are boys.”
Dad: “Not always. Maybe
you’ll be a genius some day!”
Emilie: *Pause* I think
there’s a booger on my nose…”
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Dad: “Have you ever seen
Bigfoot?”
Emilie: “I’ve seen Grandpa’s
big foot!”
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Dad: “What do you want for
a snack?”
Emilie (super tired): “Can I
have some cup in a milk?”
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John Paul: “Guess what’s under my
gitch!?”
Mom: “!?! Uhh…”
John Paul: Money! Under my gitch
in my drawer!”
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Dad: “Oh no! There’s no
Easter hunt. The Easter bunny is dead!”
Joseph: “Well, maybe the he’ll
rise from the dead at Easter.”
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Dad, joking on a snowy Palm
Sunday: “Merry Christmas!”
Emilie: “No! Merry Lent!”
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Emilie, looking at mom’s hair
bun: “It’s a good thing you have a pom pom in your hair, because it’s Palm
Sunday!”
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Question: How
many kids do you have again? Answer: Last I checked, 4
Joseph
(9)
– Grade 4. Loves woodworking, being in charge, music, and sports.
John Paul (6) – Grade 1. Learned to
read. Loves drawing, running, and trying to beat Joseph at whatever he does.
Emilie (4) – Pre-homeschool. Loves cooking,
colouring, and giving people imaginary names.
Jude (1) – Loves eating food, eating
books, and playing sports. He started walking before he was 1. He just got up
one day, grabbed a hockey stick and started hitting a ball.
The Finale: Back in
January Becca said to me, “I think the word ‘peace’ will be our theme
throughout this year.” How did that work for you, Dear? It worked great,
actually. Because it forced us to learn what true peace is, and isn’t.
With that, we wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and
a parting word:
“Do not let your hearts be troubled, and do not be afraid”
(John 14:27).