What NOT to Say to Riders: Part I
(By: Mr. Millette)
Thursday was a difficult day at Tisdale Elementary School. Actually, difficult doesn't even begin to describe it. If you're wondering why, read
here. Otherwise, that's all I'm going to say about it.
Very fortunately, two members of the Saskatchewan Roughriders arrived Thursday afternoon: Long snapper Levi Steinhauer and defensive back Paul Woldu. They were originally scheduled to come as part of a Rider reading program. Having them come at such a difficult time was a Godsend.
Anyway, they gave a short assembly and then opened the floor up to questions. We're not talking about questions on a PhD thesis here. We're talking questions from little kids.
First Question:
"um.. are there any other players coming?..."
And that set the tone.
"Where do you live?"
"What's your favourite football team other than the Riders?
"How much money do you make?
"What's your favourite colour?"
"How come you're not wearing green?"
"Can you show us how to long snap?" - Which they did!
"Who's in your family?"
"Do you like Gainer the Gopher?"
"Who's the strongest player on the team?" - Both emphatically answered John Chick, btw.
"Have you ever been hurt?"
"How long is your hair? Can we see?"
"How high can you jump? / "How fast can you run?" / "How far can you throw?"
"Who's your favourite player on the team? I like Darian Durant!"
"Can you sign my hand?"
One little girl later told me she was mad that she didn't get to ask them if they had wives. Needless to say, it was an entertaining afternoon.
What NOT to Say to Riders: Part II
(By: Becca)
Our Dairy Queen had its grand opening on Friday afternoon, with special guest Weston Dressler, star-receiver for the Roughriders, in attendance and signing autographs. Needless to say, the boys and I donned our Rider jerseys and headed on over early to beat what we knew would be an after-school mayhem.
From the time he woke up in the morning, Joseph kept asking if it was time to go see Dressler. He was
so excited to meet a real Rider!
There he was, just sitting there smiling, posing for photos, and signing autographs. And, of course, chatting with his fans...
"So, you couldn't make the NFL, eh?" one old guy asked him, a few people ahead of us.
Dressler very graciously answered in the negative.
"That's where all the money is, y'know!" the guy continued. He went on to question whether Dressler was Canadian or American, where he was from, and then make some comment about North Dakota (Dressler's home state) before wandering off.
The next guy in line stepped up with a brand new Rider hat, tags and all.
"Y'know, they sell lots of Rider stuff down at the Fas Gas!" he loudly and happily informed Dressler.
Next up, a couple guys to do a short interview recording to air on the radio. They hauled out a grocery bag full of Rider gear for Weston to sign.
"You're lucky we didn't tell
everyone where we were going or we'd have way more stuff for you to sign," they told him.
Then, it was us.
"Hey, there, want to throw me your football?" Weston smiled and asked Joseph.
Joseph gaped. He was speechless. He fumbled a little and half threw the ball, coming up a little short. Dressler caught the ball and signed it for him (He's a lefty, in case you were curious!).
We chatted with Dressler a bit, telling him Daddy was so disappointed he had to be out of town at a tournament all day and couldn't meet him.
"Tell your Daddy I say "Hi", ok?" Dressler told Joseph. He signed my jersey. We asked if we could take a picture with him. I hauled Joseph up between us and someone snapped a couple photos.
"Are you going to get some ice cream now?" Dressler asked Joseph.
That was it. I don't think Joseph said anything. He was totally stunned. After Dressler handed him back the football he'd signed, Joseph stared and stared at his signature on it.
As we got our jackets on to leave, we heard the little boy next in line ask Dressler if he would sign his bike. Happily, he jumped from his seat to go outside and make the kid's day.
I told Joseph it was time to go. He didn't want to leave. He just wanted to stand there and watch Dressler, clutching his little football tight in his hands.
We finally left. It was like the flood-gates opened up. The rest of the day, he talked non-stop about Dressler. "Why did the little boy want his bike signed?" "Dressler asked me if I was going to get some ice cream." "Can we go back and see Dressler again?" "Daddy can walk over and see him when he gets home." "Why won't he be there anymore? Where does Dressler live?" "Look, he signed my football!" "Can we ask Dressler to go to the park with us? He would like to run around with us!"
Later, I too, remembered all the things I could have said to him and didn't. Things like, we're really glad he
didn't make the NFL and came back to play for the Riders. Things like, I'm pretty sure my Dressler jersey is way too big on me because Dan intentionally bought it so we could both wear it. But maybe they're better left unsaid.
If you ever catch yourself in that situation where you're face to face with a Rider and fumbling for words... it's ok to be speechless.